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SO BORED RIGHT NOW. I even just answered the email I've been putting off for days, that's how awful everything is. UGH. So I'm stealing a meme from [livejournal.com profile] pocky_slash:

Give me a pairing and I will tell you:

who is the big spoon/little spoon
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
who uses all the hot water in the morning
what they order from take out
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
who does most of the cleaning
what has a season pass in their DVR
who controls the netflix queue
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
who steals the blankets
who leaves their stuff around
who remembers to buy the milk
who remembers anniversaries

Date: 2011-12-07 07:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] metonymy.livejournal.com
Steve/Tony/Pepper!

Date: 2011-12-07 07:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brilligspoons.livejournal.com
who is the big spoon/little spoon: Tony ends up being the little most often, because he moves around so much when he sleeps that Steve and Pepper have a silent accord that they'll try to hold him in place to avoid being smushed accidentally.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity: they go to the movies ALL THE TIME. Tony doesn't understand why they have to go to the theater, though, because he could have anything they want brought to their house and they could have hot makeouts in the comfort of their own home, but Steve and Pepper give him disapproving looks when he brings it up.
who uses all the hot water in the morning: Steve, surprisingly - he loves to just stand under the showerhead for as long as possible. Tony and Pepper are both 5-minute shower people, if that.
what they order from take out: Steve and Tony like to experiment with pizza toppings, and Pepper puts up with it except for when she has a craving for yellow curry. The boys have pad thai those nights.
what is the most trivial thing they fight over: pillows for the bed. Steve and Pepper both like firmer, fewer pillows, while Tony likes soft ones and covers the whole bed with them.
who does most of the cleaning: none of them - Tony has staff for that!
what has a season pass in their DVR: (bear in mind I don't know what shows qualify for season pass, or if there are restrictions at all) Pepper is hopelessly addicted to What Not to Wear, Steve likes every show on the CW ever, and Tony doesn't really watch TV all that much so he doesn't have anything set up.
who controls the netflix queue: Steve and Pepper fight for control of it all the time, and, again, Tony doesn't care about it so much.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Tony has people for that!
who steals the blankets: Pepper, but Steve generates enough body heat that he and Tony don't mind.
who leaves their stuff around: Tony. Pepper is constantly hounding him to stop it, and she suspects he only does it because he likes it when she bosses him around.
who remembers to buy the milk: Pepper will remind Steve when he's at the store, but it's always on his list anyway.
who remembers anniversaries: they all do, actually, but while Pepper and Steve will make a big deal about them, Tony prefers to quietly surprise both of them with strangely thoughtful and interesting presents or trips

Date: 2011-12-07 07:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] metonymy.livejournal.com
d'awwwwwwwwwwwww <3 <3 <3

Date: 2011-12-07 09:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brilligspoons.livejournal.com
I JUST LOVE THEM A LOT

Date: 2011-12-07 07:22 pm (UTC)
theemdash: (B20 Happy Dance)
From: [personal profile] theemdash
That One Guy/That Other Guy! (because I forgot what pairings we have in common!)

Date: 2011-12-07 09:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brilligspoons.livejournal.com
GOD, EM, WAY TO DROP THE BALL

Date: 2011-12-07 10:49 pm (UTC)
theemdash: (What?)
From: [personal profile] theemdash
TELL ME ABOUT THAT GUY AND THAT OTHER GUY! COME ON! YOU'RE LEAVING ME HANGING!

Date: 2011-12-07 11:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brilligspoons.livejournal.com
FINE. JEEZ.

who is the big spoon/little spoon: That One Guy is definitely the big spoon, all the time. That Other Guy hates it, though, because That One Guy always pushes them too close to the edge of the bed.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity: They both enjoy jogging together! It really helps them connect outside of the bedroom.
who uses all the hot water in the morning: That Other Guy is a total dick and takes, like, 30 minute showers. That One Guy prefers bubble baths.
what they order from take out: They don't ever order out because there aren't any vegan takeout places near them!
what is the most trivial thing they fight over: Which one of them left the toilet seat up.
who does most of the cleaning: That Other Guy is a complete neat freak and can't sleep unless everything's polished and shimmering! That One Guy offers to help all the time, but That Other Guy always tells him he's doing it wrong anyway.
what has a season pass in their DVR: Neither of them watch TV! They claim it's contributing to the downfall of society and won't have it.
who controls the netflix queue: Don't have one! See above answer.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: They live in a house together, and That One Guy is SUPER HANDY, so he fixes everything while That Other Guy frets over his shoulder.
who steals the blankets: That Other Guy used to, but there was an intervention, and some therapy, and...well, they don't really want to talk about it anymore. Best left in the past.
who leaves their stuff around: That One Guy does, and That Other Guy IMMEDIATELY picks up after him.
who remembers to buy the milk: They don't drink milk - THEY'RE VEGAN, FUCK YOU VERY MUCH.
who remembers anniversaries: That Other Guy makes a special calendar every year and has multiple copies hanging about the house! NO ONE EVER FORGETS THAT WAY.

Date: 2011-12-07 11:36 pm (UTC)
theemdash: (M Laugh)
From: [personal profile] theemdash
AHAHAHAHAHAHA.



They sound like the perfect couple.

Date: 2011-12-07 07:23 pm (UTC)
theemdash: (SG-1 Jack/Daniel Touchies)
From: [personal profile] theemdash
OH YEAH.

JACK/DANIEL

Date: 2011-12-07 08:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brilligspoons.livejournal.com
XD

who is the big spoon/little spoon: well, it's more like Daniel sleeps on his stomach and Jack invariably migrates across the bed until he's on top of him, so...Daniel? XD
what is their favorite non-sexual activity: sitting up at Jack's cabin on the dock, watching the sunset, holding hands
who uses all the hot water in the morning: Daniel, because he tends to lose track of time since he does some of his best thinking in the shower
what they order from take out: Jack has a special yen for mooshu pork, and Daniel tends to order a new thing every time they call in an order, so there's no tracking that
what is the most trivial thing they fight over: how the mail is organized. Jack tends to leave it in a pile on the kitchen table, and Daniel just wants him to separate it out, goddamnit.
who does most of the cleaning: Jack - Daniel can't be bothered to remember to do it most of the time, though he will wash the dishes without being reminded
what has a season pass in their DVR: Daniel gets all of the History Channel shows and spends most of his free Saturdays heckling them, while Jack gets whatever hockey or baseball games he can
who controls the netflix queue: Jack does. Daniel doesn't particularly care about movies unless they're Hitchcock or French noir, and he only asks Jack to get them once in a blue moon
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: Jack can fix most things, but he's the first to call once he's exhausted his resources
who steals the blankets: Jack does, which is a constant source of annoyance for Daniel, though he only sabotages Jack's coffee once for it. Those other times were complete accidents.
who leaves their stuff around: they both do, but Jack is better at remembering to pick it all up eventually
who remembers to buy the milk: Daniel, surprisingly. Milk is the one thing Jack never, EVER remembers to put on his list
who remembers anniversaries: Jack. Daniel just about has his and Sam's birthdays down, and Jack holds out hope for the future

Date: 2011-12-07 07:23 pm (UTC)
ext_128890: (Default)
From: [identity profile] fluffygremlin.livejournal.com
Mike/Harvey

(You're shocked by my choice, I'm sure.)

Date: 2011-12-07 09:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brilligspoons.livejournal.com
I never would have expected you to pick this pairing, no!

who is the big spoon/little spoon: 99% of the time it's Harvey. He can't for the life of him figure out how to make Mike stay on his side of the bed - kid's like a fucking octopus in his sleep, it's awful
what is their favorite non-sexual activity: every so often, Mike maneuvers Harvey into Central Park for lunch on a park bench, and even though Harvey rolls his eyes at him a lot, Mike's not the first to move to hold hands during these little lunchdates
who uses all the hot water in the morning: Mike, definitely, which very quickly leads to Harvey giving him the "either I shower first forever and ever after, or you share with me" talk
what they order from take out: Harvey doesn't really care for most takeout (he prefers to cook for them himself), but Mike talks him into sharing General Tso's chicken once in a while
what is the most trivial thing they fight over: the coffeemaker in Harvey's apartment. Mike is convinced Harvey bought it just to prevent him from making coffee ever, and they have a huge fight when Harvey catches him trying to throw it out one morning
who does most of the cleaning: Harvey threatens him with a chore wheel, so Mike agrees to split them evenly. They also rotate every other week, though Mike always does the dishes when Harvey cooks
what has a season pass in their DVR: Mike loves Burn Notice and Supernatural, and Harvey keeps recording Vampire Diaries even though he never has time to catch up on the episodes
who controls the netflix queue: Mike. He claims Harvey has absolutely no taste when it comes to movies and TV shows (see: Harvey's love of Vampire Diaries), so he can't be trusted to get the right things
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: they're both equally likely to do this. Mike has no clue what to do when something breaks; Harvey does, but he figures that that's what the super is for
who steals the blankets: neither - Mike sleeps too close to Harvey for it to really be a problem
who leaves their stuff around: Mike, and it drives Harvey up a wall. He has several strongly worded conversations with him about it, but Mike seems amused rather than chastised. Harvey's not sure where he went wrong
who remembers to buy the milk: Mike, mostly because he'd subsist on cold cereal and chocolate milk if given half a chance. Harvey only uses milk for certain recipes, so he forgets all the time
who remembers anniversaries: Donna. Harvey and Mike are both pants at that sort of thing, so she manages everything XD

Date: 2011-12-07 09:11 pm (UTC)
ext_128890: (Default)
From: [identity profile] fluffygremlin.livejournal.com
Harvey's not sure where he went wrong

I <3 you!

Date: 2011-12-07 09:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] afrocurl.livejournal.com
Charles/Erik

Date: 2011-12-07 11:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brilligspoons.livejournal.com
who is the big spoon/little spoon: Erik ends up being the little spoon - and he could really do without the cuddling, but Charles doesn't seem to grasp the idea that maybe he wants to sleep unmolested once in a while!
what is their favorite non-sexual activity: Once every other week or so, they'll get in their car, pick a direction, and just drive and talk and laugh for hours until they decide to go home.
who uses all the hot water in the morning: Neither - Erik showers at night before bed, and Charles takes quick showers in the morning, so neither loses hot water.
what they order from take out: Erik likes ordering falafel from this one place nearby, and Charles will usually get lamb kebabs. Really, though, Charles only likes this place for their baklava.
what is the most trivial thing they fight over: Whether or not one of them gets to shirk off folding and putting away clean clothes if they've done the actual laundry part of the chore.
who does most of the cleaning: I think they split it fairly evenly, though Erik does certain things automatically while Charles needs prodding 95% of the time.
what has a season pass in their DVR: Project Runway. They're both obsessed with Heidi and Tim.
who controls the netflix queue: Charles does, but mostly because Erik only watches movies with Charles. They're not really his ~thing.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: They both will. The landlord's tired of getting two phone calls for the same apartment, too.
who steals the blankets: Erik, but Charles always manages to worm his way under them somehow.
who leaves their stuff around: Well, both, really, but it's more likely to bother Erik than it is Charles.
who remembers to buy the milk: Charles - it's one of the few things he does remember to buy, even WITH a list and Erik on the phone telling him what to get.
who remembers anniversaries: Erik - once a day is made special, it's hardwired into his brain. Charles has trouble keeping track of things that aren't pertinent to his research.

Date: 2011-12-07 11:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] afrocurl.livejournal.com
once a day is made special, it's hardwired into his brain.

And this is why I want someone like Erik. DAMMIT!

Date: 2011-12-08 12:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] brilligspoons.livejournal.com
who is the big spoon/little spoon: Rodney is the little spoon about 75% of the time, and USUALLY because somehow John goes to bed later than him a lot.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity: They took up Dungeons & Dragons early on in their relationship, and they're still on the same campaign, despite playing every chance they get.
who uses all the hot water in the morning: John - there are very few things he loves more than a long, hot shower, and he teases Rodney by saying that sometimes they rate above him.
what they order from take out: Rodney is strictly a pork fried rice kind of guy; John tries something new almost every time, but his favorite is moo moo gai pan.
what is the most trivial thing they fight over: Over whether John should join Mensa or not, though that's really just Rodney doing most of the fighting and John ignoring him in favor of GTA4.
who does most of the cleaning: John, unsurprisingly. Rodney is either entranced by some project or claiming he is - John just sort of rolls his eyes and does the work. Making Rodney do chores is a little like herding kittens.
what has a season pass in their DVR: Rodney doesn't watch anything with any regularity, but John's guilty pleasures are White Collar and House Hunters.
who controls the netflix queue: Rodney. John has...questionable taste, shall we say.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: John doesn't really notice right off the bat if the heat's not on, so Rodney usually does it.
who steals the blankets: Rodney, apologetically. John tried fighting him for them once and hasn't bothered since. He keeps an extra thermal blanket under the bed on his side for when this happens.
who leaves their stuff around: They both do, and eventually it reaches critical mass. Only THEN does one of them do something about it.
who remembers to buy the milk: John does most of the shopping, so him. Rodney will go through the entire store with the feeling he's missing something and only remembers when he gets home and is unpacking everything.
who remembers anniversaries: Rodney programmed both their phones to alert them 5 days ahead of any important anniversary, which leaves plenty of time to buy presents and/or make reservations, depending on the occasion!

Date: 2011-12-08 12:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amymccabe.livejournal.com
LOL! You know them so well!

I was evil and tempted to leave you some sort of weird pairing originally. >:)

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