"Carlos, perfect and beautiful."

[brilligspoons]

So, I don't normally do the whole podcast thing, but GUYS. "Welcome to Night Vale" is pretty great. It's like a Prairie Home Companion for Lovecraft fans. I only just finished episode 3, and I'm hooked.

Here, have a quote:

The "Apache tracker"-- and I remind you that this is that white guy who wears the huge and cartoonishly inaccurate Indian headdress-- has announced that he has found some disturbing evidence concerning the recent incident at the Night Vale post office, which has been sealed by the city council since the great screaming that was heard from it a few weeks ago. He said that, using "ancient Indian magicks", he slipped through council security, into the post office, and observed that all the letters and packages had been thrown about as though in a whirlwind; that there was the heavy stench of scorched flesh; that the words written in blood on the walls said "MORE TO COME" and "SOON".

...Can you believe this guy said he used "Indian magicks"? What an asshole.

IT'S GREAT, OKAY. GO LISTEN TO IT IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY.