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brilligspoonsSO BORED RIGHT NOW. I even just answered the email I've been putting off for days, that's how awful everything is. UGH. So I'm stealing a meme from ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
pocky_slash:
Give me a pairing and I will tell you:
who is the big spoon/little spoon
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
who uses all the hot water in the morning
what they order from take out
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
who does most of the cleaning
what has a season pass in their DVR
who controls the netflix queue
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
who steals the blankets
who leaves their stuff around
who remembers to buy the milk
who remembers anniversaries
pocky_slash:Give me a pairing and I will tell you:
who is the big spoon/little spoon
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
who uses all the hot water in the morning
what they order from take out
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
who does most of the cleaning
what has a season pass in their DVR
who controls the netflix queue
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
who steals the blankets
who leaves their stuff around
who remembers to buy the milk
who remembers anniversaries
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Date: 2011-12-07 09:08 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-12-07 10:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2011-12-07 11:32 pm (UTC)who is the big spoon/little spoon: That One Guy is definitely the big spoon, all the time. That Other Guy hates it, though, because That One Guy always pushes them too close to the edge of the bed.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity: They both enjoy jogging together! It really helps them connect outside of the bedroom.
who uses all the hot water in the morning: That Other Guy is a total dick and takes, like, 30 minute showers. That One Guy prefers bubble baths.
what they order from take out: They don't ever order out because there aren't any vegan takeout places near them!
what is the most trivial thing they fight over: Which one of them left the toilet seat up.
who does most of the cleaning: That Other Guy is a complete neat freak and can't sleep unless everything's polished and shimmering! That One Guy offers to help all the time, but That Other Guy always tells him he's doing it wrong anyway.
what has a season pass in their DVR: Neither of them watch TV! They claim it's contributing to the downfall of society and won't have it.
who controls the netflix queue: Don't have one! See above answer.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: They live in a house together, and That One Guy is SUPER HANDY, so he fixes everything while That Other Guy frets over his shoulder.
who steals the blankets: That Other Guy used to, but there was an intervention, and some therapy, and...well, they don't really want to talk about it anymore. Best left in the past.
who leaves their stuff around: That One Guy does, and That Other Guy IMMEDIATELY picks up after him.
who remembers to buy the milk: They don't drink milk - THEY'RE VEGAN, FUCK YOU VERY MUCH.
who remembers anniversaries: That Other Guy makes a special calendar every year and has multiple copies hanging about the house! NO ONE EVER FORGETS THAT WAY.
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Date: 2011-12-07 11:36 pm (UTC)They sound like the perfect couple.